There's a used bowl sitting in my sink. I didn't use a bowl last night, and I certainly haven't eaten this morning, so there is no reason why it should be there. So there are only two options here:
1) I sleepwalk all of a sudden and eat whole meals that I have no recollection of, or
2) Someone has been in my house while I was asleep, eaten my food, put it in the sink and run the tap and left and I didn't hear a peep.
As in, I am CONFUSED. If I were sleepwalking, shouldn't I at least have dreamt of eating? HOW could I have woken up in the middle of the night to eat???
I'm scared....
11 comments:
Its the landlord. He's been comming to watch you sleep; and I guess this time he grew hungry and decided to fix himself a plate.
Ha...this happens to me sometimes where I can't remember doing something but I absolutely know for a fact that no one else could have done it. I think maybe you should just shrug it off for now, as mere forgetfulness.
On the other hand, As Adiatu said, let's even imagine per chance it's actually your landlord, you can set a trap for him where you'll know for sure that he's the one. Although IMHO, that theory is a little far-fetched for now :)
yeah, i'm clearly tripping. that being said, i still haven't washed the bowl. i keep passing it in my kitchen on my way to and from the living room, eyeing it suspiciously, like i'm waiting for it to reveal who put it there. i think it whispered my name once or twice, though :).
geez, i'm like a dog that attacks its own tail!
Hahahah Kulu ..how u go remember...check ur words out
" I can sense that I will be so done with my hookah before long (I smoked myself into a headache yesterday...apparently, your body can't take that much oxygen-deprivation without reacting to it in a negative way)."
Apparently this thing did not give u only headache,the thing nack amnesia join for u.
Again cant rule out that ur landlord too o.
LMAO!!!! naijabloke, you are MAD, i swear!!!! too true, too true. i don wash the bowl sha, but i'm going to set water trap on my door for my landlord. the guy sent me another very dodgy email like this; i'm contemplating posting it, but i de fear small. don't ask me why.
change your locks what if the derry roomate is playing mind games...sorry im super paranoid
Chineke wetin Adaure do u now...Hahahaha ..
(Waiting patiently for a return comment from Adaure,abi this na knockout ni)
lol...naijabloke, you be devil. but thanks for reminding me; i meant to delete both comments yesterday. i want this to be a blog of peace, love and happiness :). plus, i love adaure, despite her ignorance. it's not her fault that she doesn't listen when people educate her; that's why we suffered through math tutoring for so long. i shall remain patient in my attempts to educate her about what shisha is and what a hookah can be used for.
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